fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

sorryexcuseforsorry:

SHORT STORIES ABOUT EX BOYFRIENDS

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

kinks34:

2014年7月8日16:05

GRR JESUS No he can’t do that :( maybe try to avoid him for a while?

well im really not sure what to do since hes like a big brother?? so idk man 

hes coming over next friday but he’s visiting my mom so i guess i could just idk  visit some friends while hes there but im just really angry at him bc i didnt sing up for this and hes ruining our friendship (even if he hasnt noticed it yet) 

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

i love it but i hate it

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face